escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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