The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
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when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
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I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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