I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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