my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
ttyl tear gas
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
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I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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