He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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