: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
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I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
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So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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