just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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