Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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