another moral hangover. fuck.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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