I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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