he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
