Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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