Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
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I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches