Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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