Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
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you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
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So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.