what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm just crazy horny about you
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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