BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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