i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
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So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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