you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I have fence marks all over my body
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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