I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
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