Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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