jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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