The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
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I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
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Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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