What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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