Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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