Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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