but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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