dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
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So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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