Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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