But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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