Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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