He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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