i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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