My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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