Nicole vs. Life
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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