I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
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Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
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The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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