Only a mothe r could love this liver
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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