he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
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You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
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Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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