Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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