We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Randomize
