His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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