I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
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I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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