any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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