we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
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and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
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There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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