I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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