I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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