At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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