: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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