During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
i out mim tonsoeep
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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