It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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