I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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