And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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