I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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