Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
