getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
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We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
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The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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